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Somers Town
Somers Town owes its existence to the ingenuity and desparation of French refugees; and continues to be a sink for the jetsam and flotsam being sandwiched between Euston and Saint Pancras train stations.
Euston
Anyone looking for human warmth, a smile or just a small sign of life in Euston will wither from neglect – one only ever sees alienation – faces focussed on a different place and time –anything but stay in this God forsaken place.
The Da! Collective
In November 2008 the Da! Collective squatted in the heart of gentrified Grosvenor Street to establish a new artistic and cultural collective.
London 2012 Olympics
Welcome to the 2012 London Olympics, opportunity for British politicians and Sebastien Coe to masturbate all over the world. The logo is a complete disgrace. Plan your Olympic dreams here.
London Buses
Bus culture affords us the opportunity to eavesdrop on others' conversations, become uneasy transient cohabitants with those young alpha male ducks who waddle past the bus driver without paying, and listen to the alcohol fuelled jokes and arguments of post-party revellers.
Abercrombie & Fitch
There is a quasi-Nazi inspiration to the way in which the commercial world idealises perfect body form. As you enter the discotech clothes shop on Saville Row in Mayfair, some guy with an unzipped jacket reveals immaculate pecs.









Mayfair
The nefarious luxury of exclusive Mayfair is the quintessential celebratory shout of joy of the winners of the rat race. We should muffle it.
Spitalfields
For the last half millenium the story of Spitalfields has been one of struggle, industry and squalor. Nowadays its beigels, knicked bikes and curry houses.
Camden
Oft celebrated for its night life, markets and Amy Winehouse, we know Camden better for intimidating dealers, punks holding signs, mental health cases and fag butt searching vagrants.
London 2012 Olympics
Welcome to the 2012 London Olympics, opportunity for British politicians and Sebastien Coe to masturbate all over the world. The logo is a complete disgrace. Plan your Olympic dreams here.
London Buses
Bus culture affords us the opportunity to eavesdrop on others' conversations, become uneasy transient cohabitants with those young alpha male ducks who waddle past the bus driver without paying, and listen to the alcohol fuelled jokes and arguments of post-party revellers.
Abercrombie & Fitch
There is a quasi-Nazi inspiration to the way in which the commercial world idealises perfect body form. As you enter the discotech clothes shop on Saville Row in Mayfair, some guy with an unzipped jacket reveals immaculate pecs.