London Bus, Camden Town, 2007, Ed'


Life on London Buses
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The red bus dominates the London street scene. It is one of the great icons of London City, so much so, that it was used in London's contribution to the handing-over ceremony at the end of the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games. Whilst the bus in the ceremony was spruced up and spotless, in reality London buses are covered in dirt and surrounded by pollution. Dirty and smelly it maybe, but the London bus is like an ox, it's a reliable beast. In fact the London bus might be compared to an Arctic icebreaker, shoving its way through a turgid sea of cars, motorbikes and cyclists, slowly, but with unchallenged momentum, from one stop to the next. Faithful servant with a smoker's cough, it is a welcome friend to many, never sycophantic or ostentatious but hospitable and warm. Many are those that welcome the touch of a bus' threaded cushion: travellers and tourists, the homeless and jaded, night revellers and early starters. Together London's buses spin a web, which encompasses and squeezes the city, shrinking time and space, opening up possibilities for living, experiencing and knowing London. And for the imaginative minds of London, buses are so much more than transport: for some they are a retreat, others a way to see the city, for some a bed for the night, others a mobile youth club. There is so much life in and on the London bus.


Maps, fares and timetables
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Shrinking Time and Space: Making Things Possible
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In other cities around the UK you wait hours for a bus, but in London, perhaps due to the population density, perhaps due to the conscious decision of the Mayor to get things moving, the buses come frequently. They spin a web which encompasses and squeezes Greater London, shrinking time and space, bringing people together and increasing possibilities for living, work and leisure. In this way London buses underpin the social fabric of London, how we live, experience and know the city.


Bridge across the River Thames, 2007, Myky D


Aid to the Working Classes
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The bus network is an aid to the working classes, middle as much as lower. It is a lifeline for those whose job is miles away; and who can't afford to take the tube. London buses make life viable, saving people from further depravation and isolation. The routes of London buses are the tenuous diaphanous threads by which life is held together for many. Mind you for the poorest among us a single bus fare can be prohibitively expensive.


View on the City
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There's nothing I like more than knowing I've got plenty of time on my hands and so going up to the top deck of the bus, where I plonk my arse down on the front seat, and look forward to seeing the sights of London for the next forty minutes, as the bus winds its way into central London. You get to see everything that's happening on the streets, and as the bus takes in and drops off people, the bus draws from London's mix, and you get to see and hear so many people from all around the world dropping in for ten to twenty minutes. Being on a London bus can be as good as most TV.


View on the City from the top deck, 2009, © Tom Bland


View on the City from the top deck, 2009, Andy Matthews


No.74 Bus to Putney, Hyde Park, 2008,Ravish London



Cradle
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Faithful servant, never grumbling, the bus is a welcome friend to many, hospitable and warm. It was a London bus, the 394, which caught youngOlatidebe Agboola when he flew out of his mother's womb in 2009. Olatidebe's mother, Emiloju, was heading towards Homerton Hospital, with her waters broken, when she started to go into the final stages of labour. She stopped the bus, asked for help, but before an ambulance came, young Olatidebe was born. Olatidebe was given the middle name Dennis, the name of the bus company. A kind of godfather, Dennis handed a present and card to Olatidebe on his first birthday.


Shelter
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Buses are transport to some, but shelter to others. An African, who has his own flat in London, sleeps on night buses because 'there's so many druggies, dealers coming in and out the building, I just don't feel safe there.' Homeless people use night buses to keep safe and warm, travelling the whole length of the bus route, getting off at the end and then getting on the next bus going in the opposite direction, all the while keeping an eye out for each other. Drivers running the N25 from Oxford Street to Ilford call the emergency services to remove homeless people once they get to Ilford.


Mobile Youth Club
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Since Ken Livingstone allowed under 18s to travel on London buses for free it has been argued thatgroups of young people, having nowhere to go, but wanting somewhere warm and safe to hang out, have annexed the top deck of some buses, turning them into what some have termed 'mobile youth clubs'.


Escapism
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Buses are a place to escape and reflect. I, myself, have taken a bus, when I have had an hour or two to kill, and haven't fancied sitting in a cafe or wandering the cold streets. For the schizoid, the mentally ill, the shy, those who need some respite, buses offer the perfect combination of being with people without having to face up to people. Buses might also be used as a place of ecstasy, a passport into another world. One winter's evening in early 2009 the CCTV cameras on an N36 night bus running through Queens Park, were picking up images of Pawel Modzelewski, a Polishman of no fixed address. Pawel got on the bus, went upstairs and found himself a seat. Pawel, who had consumed alcohol that night, got out a syringe and injected himself with heroin, laid back, and eased into what he most likely thought was going to be an ecstatic top deck experience. However within ten minutes he was reaching for the seat in front, most likely gripped by a severe agony caused by an overdose of drink and drugs. Throughout these torturous minutes and long after, the N36 trundled onwards, to the end of its route, and then slowly into the bus garage. The engines stopped and Pawel, who lent motionless against the seat, was either stone dead, or as the bus driver who was inspecting the top deck had thought, sleeping. The bus driver, with only the still of the night, the empty bus and what must have been a thousand and one things on his mind, went home 'forgetting' about the motionless Pawel. The next morning, the bus coughed up its guts in preparation for another day's work, rolled out of the bus station and made its way back on to the roads. Pawel still seated was heading in the direction he had spent his final moments traveling from.


Eavesdropping
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Bus culture is a socially rich environment, which affords a transient view into other people's worlds. Buses have long been vehicles for social observation. 19th century journalist Walter Bagehot, who edited The Economist, was said to have coined the phrase "the bald-headed man at the back of the Clapham omnibus" to describe a normal Londoner.

If you are on your own on a bus and there are two people in front of you in animated conversation you can immerse yourself in their world and learn a little bit about their lives. On one occasion I found myself sitting in front of two people who seemed to have just met each other. I listened to the tentative conversational steps each party made, each one trying to introduce something of interest to the other. I felt like I learned something in the process.

Sometimes it's not so much your own curiosity and nosiness that leads you into other lives. Instead it's the sheer volume that people emit. In the past, when I travelled on buses a bit more than I do now I found young people tended to head to the back seats of the top deck, from where one would phone a friend, put them on loudspeaker and talk to them with a volume that turned their conversation into a kind of theatre. Because it tends to be the young who are given to inviting people into their world in this way, such moments are golden opportunities to brush up on the latest street slang. In 2008 I was introduced to the expression 'chat shit' by this small black guy, about 15, who shouted the phrase into his mobile phone thirty times in three minutes, to a girl whose number he seemed to have attained only recently. Afterwards I heard the phrase 'chat shit' on every top deck I got on to, for the next three months. Ian Marchant talked of the occasion he was on the top deck of a Greenford bus, making a radio programme about young people on buses. He invited a boy he had struck up a conversation with to sit next to him. Ian patted the empty seat next to him to which the boy replied 'Man an' man don't combine, see what I'm saying, blood?'


Eavesdropping on a London bus is now aided by CCTV, 2009, Eric Hands


The Morning Commute
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November 2009, a young African girl with chubby cheeks, four or five years old, walks up the isle of the single deck 78. The bus is in Shoreditch and is travelling to Nunhead. She looks like a mini-space man, dressed in a big coat with a satchel on her back, which unbalances her, as she walks to the empty seat her mother is ushering her towards. Destination reached the girl bundles herself on to the window seat. Her mother sits next to her, first checking a map to the health clinic and then reading the London Metro. Her daughter, mirroring her mother, is also in a world of her own. Or so it seems. Actually, her nonchalance masks the fact that she is quietly monitoring everything and everyone, catching peoples' eyes when theirs don't catch hers. Like only a child does, she leans back on her satchel, and arches her body so that her head is facing the ceiling of the bus, 'In, out, in, out, in, out, in, out' she says, lazily, as if she's reciting some school song she recently learned. She sings without melody and with the lethargy of someone who is not awake enough to be in full possession of her senses. Still looking at the ceiling she goes silent, arches her body further backwards and her eyes momentarily catch mine. This very young girl, travelling through the City of London so early in the morning looks so warm and comfy, mother on one side, the embrace of a London bus on the other. Her mind roams free.


King a de road: A Little Bit of Kingston in South London
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I'm in deepest Lewisham, somewhere, a little lost in the suburbs, waiting for a bus to take me to Lewisham station. After a while my bus arrives, a single deck bus, packed. I get on. The bus driver is a Jamaican, late twenties, elegantly muscular in body and face, debonair, with braided hair stuck tight to his head, sporting a sleeveless blue jumper overlying a long sleeved shirt. As we wind through the streets of Lewisham, it's as if he's winding through the hills and country roads of Kingston Town. 'Whaddya tink dis is? A smart car' he says at every meeting with a car where there seems to be an intractable battle for space. 'Get out ma way, am king a de road' he says, and then aggressively battles his bus through the smallest of gaps left by the reluctantly retreating motorist. Two young black girls, around fourteen years of age, are walking across the street. The bus judders to a halt. The driver opens the window of the driver cabinet, and speaks to them, neither with great smiles or aggressively, but with confidence and nonchalance. Both girls smile sweetly back at the driver, one of them raises her hand to say hello; almost to gesture see you later. The bus moves on. Later, a BT repair van faces up to the bus. Both drivers wind down their windows. The driver shouts, 'Whadya tink am driving? A bloody smart car. Na, get out a ma way, am king a de road'. Comes the exceedingly agitated reply, 'Fack orf you facking cant'. The BT van driver starts to reverse.


Night Buses
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When the small hand reaches eight and the big hand strikes twelve bus society, fuelled by alcohol, begins to change. People enter one of several new states of mind. They might be reduced to drunkard whimpering, buoyed into showboating, or animated and aggressive. Welcome to the London night bus, welcome to the edgy violent emotional side of London.

The behaviour on night buses, like that of a nursery, involves laughter and tears; although maybe tears is a misnomer for shouting and punching, for violence.


Ready for a night out, Clerkenwell, 2010, Chris JL


Getting ready for a night out, 2009, abby chicken photography


On a night bus, 2009, gorbot


Laughter and song
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Night buses host raucous laughter. Revellers break into song, the whole bus might join in. In 2008, a giant of a man on the N29, initiates a song about Spurs' Robbie Keane, to the tune of Yellow Submarine prompting several other Spurs' fans, scattered throughout the bus, previously inconspicuous, to announce themselves by melodiously ventilating their lungs. Proceedings reach a crescendo, appropriately, as the bus winds its way past Arsenal World of Sport at Finsbury Park. The greatest moment of song on a night bus involved ten people on the back of the N38, in Dalston, performing Paul McCartney's Heh Jude. This rendition featured an interminable repetition of the chorus and a successful attempt by the instigators to get half the bus involved. During this time a disconsolate looking guy is sat with his head in his lap in despair. From time to time you hear a guy shout 'shut the fuck up'. The tension in such moments, the mixture of frivolity and hostility, is typical of night buses. Just one spark and laughter could end in tears. On this occasion the laughter burnt itself out. To my huge disappointment 'GeordieHelen', who captured this moment on You Tube, removed the video, leaving us bereft of the sweetest of night bus moments. GeordieHelen, if you read this, and would be willing for the video to be posted here, get in touch. Here are several other examples of drunken night bus singing to warm your cockles, including a rendition of Heh Jude, but not the one I was referring to.

As well as being a place where people can sing their way home, it can also be 'last chance saloon' for anyone willing to make a last ditch attempt for a mate.


Pair of legs on a night bus, 2007,Ravish London


N29
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Each night bus has its own distinctive character.

The N29 is the most notorious bus in London. It runs from Trafalgar Square and travels northwards via Camden and Finsbury Park to Wood Green. Recently it was said, 'The N29 is truly the devil's bus. The other night someone lit up a fag purely to provoke everyone then spent the rest of the ride flashing his knife around. Most people were too busy falling over, pickpocketing & vomiting to care.' Perhaps the best ever description of the N29.

The bus carries a rowdy mix of young working class types drawn from the ethnic groups prevalent along the route. Wood Green is a rough area, centre point for the 2011 London riots, and some of the incidents on the N29 reflect this. Remember the bus carries a lot of men, who have been out on the piss, have tried to pull, most of whom are travelling back single. Whilst dealing with their inner demons, for some, just the slightest touch or a loose word can push them over the edge.

On one occasion four small Indian lads got into an altercation with a stocky black guy after there had been an accidental coming together. All were waiting by the doors anticipating getting off at the next step. As the bus stopped the Indian guys suddenly attacked the black guy in unison, and as the doors opened, the entire group, embroiled, tumbled out of the bus like a human ball, fists and feet flailing. Making contact with the pavement, the four Asian lads started kicking the black guy to bits. After several seconds of assault the sign was given and the fearsome four scarpered. Quickly, the black guy got up, and sparing little time to dust down, went in hot pursuit. The bus pulled off in the opposite direction, leaving our imagination to play out the final scene.

The N29 is nothing if it is not entertaining. One summer's night, in 2006, a French guy, drunken and amazed by the antics and theatre of the N29, which he had had the pleasure of watching all the way from Trafalgar Square to Turnpike Lane, being left on the bus with just a couple of strangers, started to talk about his euphoria at having made the decision to move to London. The N29 was proving to him just what a city this was!


Going home on the N29, 2010, Joffley


N43
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The N43 in contrast to the N29, heading towards the wealthier Highgate, Muswell Hill and Friern Barnet, is full of comedian wanabee white guys, who buoyed by alcoholic excess feel the need to bathe everyone in their soon to be televised wit. Some of it is funny, but some of it is scornful and this gets on my wick. One night two white guys were dishing out the scorn and sarcasm to everyone. They brutally insulted a girl with a big nose who was sat to their right talking to a friend. These psychopathic boys felt safe in their little bubble of mutual masturbatory ridicule. Sat in front of me and next to the girl with a big nose was a slightly overweight, ordinary looking girl. Once her friend had gotten up and left, she turned to her side to talk to the guys. I took a deep breath in, as I expected her to scald them. Instead she struck up a conversation. These guys, whose volume had ruled the bus up until that point, on being entreated to conversation by the girl, looked at each other with sadistic glee. She didn't know them from Adam. However, to my surprise she was sharp and her alacrity, intelligence and wit ensnared them immediately; she was always one step ahead of them; each time she spoke she'd leave them thinking, and before they'd gathered their thoughts she'd taken the conversation somewhere else. Within seconds, the boys were being taken on a rollercoaster ride, the direction of which they had no possibility of controlling. I felt privileged to watch it, she annihilated them. The knockout blow came when she invited the two back to her house for a blowjob. Choking with shock, they asked her if she was serious. She sighed and said it had been a long night. The two guys were stunned. The girl rang the bell, almost to signify a knockout. She got off at the next stop, the boys shouting at her as she walked down the stairs.


Violence
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Violence sometimes occurs on London buses. In 2007 a dispute between two groups of teenagers led to the knifing of a 17 year old on the N29.

The causes of violence on buses are personal and situational.

On a personal level buses are frequented by people with mental health problems; and people of a lower income, i.e. people for whom the stresses of life mean that an altercation on the bus is the straw that breaks the camel's back. Or it might just be that someone is having a bad day. We've all been in that situation where we're feeling miserable, it's pissing it down outside, there's gridlock on the street, we're late, and we just manage to squeeze ourselves on to a bus, which cannot take another passenger, and then some cumbersome fool shoves us in the back. Being on a chaotic bus when we're in a mood like this is a recipe for disaster.

Buses tend to attract adolescents, who lack the money to take the tube or a taxi. There is a high level of rabble-raising amongst adolescents, owing to the fact that they are curious to see what their emerging powers can attain them, what the boundaries and limits are, added to the fact that they are at an age where they have nowhere to go, nothing to do and no money to spend. Adolescents' use of London buses increased when Ken Livingstone, in 2006, made a decision to make travel free to all children. Groups of young people started to annexe the top decks, using them as 'mobile youth clubs'. In 2008, London bus drivers were arguing that the Mayor's policy of giving children free bus travel on buses was causing children to run riot on the bus network.


Contested Space
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From a situational point of view, buses create space, which humans then contest. It is noticeably the case that spaces on buses compared to spaces on the underground, is far less regulated and rule-governed. It is no surprise then that so many more altercations take place on buses.


Lower Deck
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The lower deck is especially contested, given that great flows of people travel both into and out of the bus along this part of the bus.

Buggy spaces are the areas where most daytime conflict emerges. In 2010 a woman was beaten unconscious by a man over push chair space. The man, failing to intimidate the woman to give up her space for his chair, slammed the woman's head on the deck. It might seem surprising that parents could get into such a rage, shouldn't they be feeling a kind of peace with the world given the birth of their sweetness and light? Apparently not and frankly having become a parent recently, I am ashamed to say I experience strong feelings of hostility when I see competition trundling my way, especially if I've been waiting an age for the bus to turn up. Sometimes I need to wait for a bus on Commercial Road, one of the most disgusting places in London, with rundown buildings, heavy vehicles wafting noxious gases into your newborn's face, all manner of slightly dodgy looking people walking past, and all this under a rain soaked sky. Wait ten minutes in that and you're already spitting teeth; see two mothers appear just at the moment the bus appears, watch them take the spaces that you had endured the worst of London for, and you can feel the seas of hell bulging against the inner walls of your soul. Of course you mask it all with strained smiles and affected stoicism, if you can.


Top Deck
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Dr Tom Fawcett spent some time studying bus passengers' behaviour and concluded that passengers fell into seven distinct groups, which determined where they sat on the bus. Those at the front on the top deck are forward thinkers. Those at the back are rebellious types who do not like their personal space being invaded. Sitting in the middle are independent thinkers. On the bottom deck at the front at gregarious meeters-and-greeters while those in the middle are strong communicators. Travellers who head for the rear downstairs are said to be risk-takers who like to sit on elevated seats because it makes them feel important. Fawcett defined a final group as chameleons - travellers who do not care where they sit because they feel they can fit in anywhere.

What you know if you live in London is that the back seats on the top deck is prized territory amongst some youths, those with nothing else to be proud of. Chris Maune comments, "A friend of my stepdaughter was accosted on a London bus by a group of fellow teenage girls with the words: "Why are you sitting at the back of the bus like you know Catford?" In a Radio 4 documentary by Ian Marchant a girl explains "At the front you're keeping yourself to yourself... At the back you're not necessarily asking for interaction – but you may provoke it." Certainly from my own experience, having seen groups of raucous and ruthless teenagers pile to the back seat on many occasions, I experience a great reluctance to go anywhere near the back seat, unless the bus is full. The back seats on the top deck are a dominant position in bus terms. On the back seat you can see everyone but they can't see you. When the back seats aren't full of psychopathic youths scaring everyone else down the front of the bus, the top deck is still a place for big mouths. Here are two African men arguing.


Theft
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One January night in 2009 a man got on the N29 at Euston and sat next to a young guy who had been out partying. Once the young guy started to fall asleep the man pilfered his wallet. The man's pilfering caused the young guy to wake up, at which point the man punched him, got off the bus and ran down Hampstead Road. The victim went in pursuit, caught the man, but as the two fell to the ground, the man was said to have, 'savagely scratched the victim's face close to his eyes and fled'.


Aggression and Intimidation
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Some people, mostly young people, can be aggressive and intimidating when they get on a bus. One evening, in Finsbury Park, waiting for the last passengers to get on to the W3, a group of Black teenagers from Crouch End appeared out of nowhere, and ran to catch the bus. Wearing those baggy jeans where the tops come just underneath the arse, they waddled on to the bus like alpha male ducks, staring hard at the bus driver as they made no attempt to pay a fare or show an oyster card. Following them on I kept my distance and seeing them head up to the top deck made a decision to sit on the bottom, not something I normally do, but when I heard the thuds from above during the journey to Crouch End, it was something I was happy I'd done.

On another occasion on the same bus, as the bus worked its way through Stroud Green towards Crouch End, I heard a guy on the back seat of the top deck, with a loud powerful voice, shout, Heh you, come over here and suck my dick.' If the remaining passengers on the bus were like me, a little bit paranoid, then with their back to this guy they couldn't be completely sure that the guy wasn't referring to them. Subsequently, everyone on the bus froze, the sickening sycophantic laughter of the guy's contemporaries choking us in an otherwise cavernous silence. The guy then repeated his call. Again, there was a frosty silence. So, imagine the sense of relief, surprise and hidden joy, when another very guy, bravely or stupidly depending on your perspective, also sat behind most of the people on the bus, responded in surly tones, 'Suck your own dick'. I thought it was really going to kick off but on this occasion there was no violence. Though I wanted I never once looked round; affected nonchalance is the best strategy in such situations.


Sadism
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Sometimes the people that get on buses can be quite sadistic. See for example this young man shouting at the bus driver.

The most insane behaviour I ever witnessed occurred in 2007, one summer's evening, as I took a bus from Turnpike Lane to Kingsland Road. I went to the top deck and was followed by several small black boys, ranging from eight to ten years of age, who had been waiting at the same bus stop. Up on the top deck there were a few tough looking Turkish guys, an outrageous looking punk, and one of those guys who looks foreign, looks like he knows London and he's scraping a life together but you've got no idea where he's from. The boys who accompanied me on the bus were hyperactive. One in particular, the smallest, couldn't keep still, jumping from seat to seat, poking his head out of the window, running here and there, his friends following him wherever he went. The atmosphere on the top deck was tense, everyone was quietly anxious about what this young boy was going to do, and well aware that however angry he might be making people, with his vocal behaviour, he was only eight years old. This was a very tense situation for everyone on the bus. Pretty soon the boy had eyed the punk, and sensing vulnerability, started to victimise him, putting on a Jamaican twang and calling him 'punky'. The punk, two and a half times the size ignored the boy. Then as the bus pulled past a barber's on the corner of West Green Road and Black Boy Lane, the boy, seeing several Black guys sat outside the barbers, assuming they were African, poked his head out the window, and started shouting 'A whimba whey, a whimba wey' and hurling racist abuse. His friend tried to restrain him telling him the guys weren't African but Caribbean, but the child would have none of it. He was like a verbal machine gun, so quick and witty, but also insulting and nasty. The boy then clocked some girls he seemed to know, in their early teens, walking down the street. He rushed over to the seat behind the foreign looking guy, to shout at the girls, but in so doing disturbed the guy, who in a flash stood up and swore at the boy. Mayhem looked like it was about to break out but then a Black man, who had been sitting at the front on the top deck, hobbled his way to the middle of the bus and started remonstrating with the kid. He took him to one side and said 'Look I know we're both black and we've got to take care of each other but have some respect, you're going to get yourself hurt behaving like that.' The eight year old, on another planet, looked through his Black brother – he wasn't answerable to anyone. Even his friends were just flotsam caught in the whirlwind of his energy. The older guy limped back to his seat. By this time the girls, who the boy had been shouting at, had joined him on the top deck. They talked a short while, and the boy tried to pinch a few behinds, after which the girls made their way off the bus, to insults. Then finally much to the relief of everyone, the young boy and his colleagues rang the bell to get off. We all thought we'd seen the last of the young boy as he went down the steps, but suddenly, no sooner had he disappeared, than his head popped back up, and in the flash of a second a raw egg was whizzing its way across the bus, in the direction of the punk.


Driver Abuse
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Bus drivers must be second behind the police in the amount of uncivil behaviour they have to put up with. They have to deal with people who think they can stop the bus whenever they want, people who walk on without paying, people who urinate on the top deck and being spat at .

Drivers can only take so much of this behaviour. One commented, 'A few years back I was driving a London bus and often would be spat at by passengers - one day a young passenger got on my bus and tried to get on without showing a pass, when I asked to see his pass he started kicking my driver door and punching my screen and then started spitting at me. That was it, I snapped and chased the guy up the street but he was too fast, I finished my journey and took the bus back to the garage and resigned on the spot.' In 2010 a pedestrian who spat at a bus driver through the driver's cabinet window near Monument Tube station did not escape so lightly. The driver, incensed, took the law into his own hands, and delivered some personalised justice. He got out of his cabinet, beat the pedestrian to the ground and kicked him in the groin.


Passengers protect drivers
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Passengers stick up for drivers. In 2010 when Tim Watts, a burly looking bloke, flew into a rage, after driving his Rolls Royce into the path of a bus, the passengers were reported to have grouped together to protect the driver.

One bitterly cold evening at Finsbury Park in 2007, I saw a coolly handled example of driver protection. Let me set the scene. There was a small crowd, shivering in the night air, wondering when the driver of the W9 was going to start the bus up and let them on. The driver sat motionless in the darkness of his cabinet, staring ahead. There was a Black woman in her late thirties and a couple of white teenagers. Another guy, looking like someone from a 1980s mining town walked to the end of the bus shelter and leant against it. He was wearing one of those old black dust jackets, a black woolly hat and ill-fitting jeans. His hands and fingers were huge and covered in leathery skin, encrusted with the ugliest thickest fingernails. London takes all sorts, but he wasn't the kind I'd expect to be taking a bus to Crouch End on a Sunday evening. Now, as the would-be passengers were persevering, their attention turned to a minor kafuffle coming from the other side of the station. A solitary young boy, Black, sixteen or seventeen years of age, thin, dressed in cap and big baggy coat, arms swinging across his body, walked jauntily towards us, shouting to himself, as if his own thoughts weren't loud enough to register in his own brain. As he approached our shivering congregation, on seeing the bus, driver, but no invitation to get on the bus, he banged on the doors, and threatened violence on the driver if he didn't open the doors. Those waiting for the bus, already frozen stiff, stiffened up some more. We all stole a glimpse at the driver, who we thought was in mortal danger. Obscured in the darkness of his cabin, the driver looked ahead, motionless, like a mouse in shock. The boy walked up and down the platform, shouting about how he had just gotten out of prison and how he needed to get somewhere. He returned to the bus doors and was about to bang on them a second time when his actions were checked, 'Leave the driver alone' were the words that rang out crystal clear in the night air. Everyone's heart stopped. The boy, momentarily stunned, looked towards the man in the black hat and black coat, with a smile of disbelief. He then made to launch into a tirade of abuse when he was pre-empted a second time, 'Sit down, leave the driver alone, and wait until he's ready'. I had this sense that this man, who judging from his accent, was from Newcastle, had come down to London and was witnessing a kind of behaviour that just wasn't accepted in the North East. I was wondering if he realised what life was like in London, how this kind of behaviour is a daily occurrence, and how you take your life in your hands by challenging it. I wondered who would win a fight between the two. The boy might reveal a blade. But then the man might know a thing or two about fighting, if he had grown up a working class lad in the northeast. But it never came to this. The boy was flummoxed, fascinated and slightly amused by the man, and never at any point looked like mounting a physical attack. Nevertheless for the next five minutes there was a verbal interchange between the two, with the man, who continued to lean against the side of the bus shelter, repeating his orders to the boy, whilst the boy walked up and down the length of the bus stop, like an angry peacock, shouting to himself and questioning if this man 'worked for the feds'. The man was remarkable for the fact that there wasn't a hint of aggression or fear in his voice, only unwavering authority. Eventually the bus lights flickered on and the doors opened. Getting on the bus, the boy made to verbally abuse the driver, but once again the man ordered him to be quiet, leave the bus driver alone and sit down. Interestingly the boy, who could have gone on to the top deck, decided to sit on the lower deck, it seemed he appreciated the fathering. He was joined by everyone who had been waiting for the bus, all fascinated by how this tete-a-tete was going to work out. The boy continued to pipe up and kept mentioning the 'feds' but whenever he did the man met him with an order to be quiet. The boy turned to the black woman, who was sitting across from him. She told him he was going to get himself into trouble behaving like he did. He told her she should be supporting him because he was black. She smiled and shook her head. Somewhere in Stroud Green the boy got off and disappeared into the night. Several stops later, in Crouch End, one of the two white kids, who had been waiting at the bus stop, getting off the bus said something like 'thanks, that was a good show' to the man in passing. The man, unimpressed by this comment, replied 'was it?' For the man, it seemed this was nothing more than an assertion of his values. At Hornsey, he got off the bus, and disappeared into the night, as dark and black as his hat and coat.


Terrorism
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For the time a bus is travelling the passengers are a captive audience. They are therefore attractive to those who want to express their anger through the obliteration of human life. Hasib Hussan is one such type. On July 7th 2005, one day after London had been awarded the 2012 Olympic Games, he took a bomb, which he had packed into a rucksack, on to a bus, and exploded it as the bus travelled through Tavistock Square in central London. Thirteen people died as a result.

Hours before Hasib set the bomb off it seemed that something was worrying him, as he was filmed 'pacing around outside King's Cross' perhaps because his bomb wasn't working, or perhaps because he was doubting the value of what he had set out to do. Apparently, as he got on the bus he jostled with commuters, struggling with his back pack, sweat dripping from his chin. It would be interesting to know if, once he had gotten on to the bus, he allowed himself the liberty of looking at the people around him, and considering to what extent maiming and killing them was going to help him pursue his objectives. Maybe he was single-mindedly intent on making other people feel his pain. Just before the bus entered Tavistock Square 50 people got off earlier than intended, after the bus had been diverted and the driver had advised they might be better off walking.

Four years after Hasib exploded his bomb, Ms French who was sat on the bus when the roof was blown off, decided to get back on a bus for the first time since the explosion. She was quoted in the Metro as saying, 'I was very tense, I was clinging on for three hours but the longer I was on the bus the more relaxed I was feeling. When my brain sees a packed commuter bus, it senses danger because that's what once happened. I can literally be sick, it turns my stomach.'


Together for London
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In 2007 Transport for London launched a campaign requesting people to spare a little thought for other commuters. The campaign involved several 'butter wouldn't melt in their mouths' sanctimonious little do-gooders smugly pledging things like 'I wont shout on my mobile' and 'I'll offer that person my seat'. The poster campaign was accompanied by a short film by Mike Figgis telling four parallel stories of how peoples' travel experience could be improved if people showed a little more consideration. The campaign was right about one thing. People can be awfully intimidating on buses. However, the campaign was likely to have had limited effectiveness. Anyone who feels a deep resonance with the characters bothered by anti-social behaviour is already likely to be a model citizen. Your everyday type, those who are generally respectful, who have boisterous and girlsterous moments, will be sickened by the moralistic overtones, and are likely to feel a strong urge to rip up some seats in defiance. Those who are members of the 'don't give a fuck' brigade, who the advertisement is aimed at, are precisely those who take great pride in intimidating and irritating everyone else. For this type, their way of feeling good about themselves is through imposing their physical dominance in the here and now. Their psychology is that to spare a little thought is a sign of weakness, to make people scared of you is a strength. Take for example the guy in the video below, who the police were talking to after a report had come in that his friends and he had been exhibiting intimidating behaviour. The policeman asked the boy to calm down, and warned him if he swore one more time he'd be nicked. The result?

The real problems on buses are not people talking loudly on their mobiles, or eating smelly food but serious physical, verbal and sexual abuse. Rather than wasting their money on chintzy politeness campaigns the authorities would be better off putting two or three coppers on the most troublesome buses. Or maybe playing supermarket jazz? In some tube stations they play classical music, apparently to reduce the level of anti-social behaviour.


Sadistic Bus Driver
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We've all seen the situation where someone runs for the bus, manages to reach it just as the bus driver pulls away, keeps running and manages to catch the eye of the driver, only for the driver to ease down on the accelerator Boris Johnson, dramatically, calls this 'one of the most tragic sights of the London streets' but in actual fact how you view this situation depends entirely on what's going on for you. If you have time on your hands, of course, you might think the driver's heart has been squeezed dry by the iron cage of bureaucracy. However if you're in a hurry you are more likely to stamp your feet in frustration at the possibility of being delayed half a minute more, mentally entreat the driver to get a move on, and castigate the woman for thinking that the world, and the bus you are on, should run to her tardy timetable.

Interestingly Johnson puts such incidents down to the fact that London bus companies do not have a revenue structure related to the number of passengers they carry or the fares they receive. 'Instead, they are simply paid to ply the route, and paid according to the miles travelled during the day; and so the bus driver's incentive is to whizz around London and certainly not to linger for a straggler.'


Man running for a bus, Anthony White


A Potted History of London Buses
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Horse Drawn Bus
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The first buses to tour London's streets were horse drawn. They appeared in the early nineteenth century and were present up until the dawn of the twentieth century, when combustibles appeared.


Horse drawn bus, 1894, W10


Horse drawn bus, 1900s,London Metropolitan Archives


Horse drawn, bus, 1910, The Library of Congress


The Routemaster
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The London 'Routemaster' was designed specifically for London. With front and back entrances and two spiral staircases, the Routemaster was an icon of twentieth century London. It inspires romantic black and white dreams of people in a hurry, running and timing a perfect jump on to the bus as it moves off. Routemaster buses were decommissioned by Mayor Ken Livingstone in 2005 save for two "heritage" routes which operate in central London. It has been suggested that Routemasters were unsafe, 'people fell out of the back of them with depressing frequency'.


London Routemaster, 1984, Ned Basher


London Routemaster, 2005, itsabitblurry


London Routemaster, 2003, Ledlon89


The Bendy Bus
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The bendy bus was ubiquitous in the first decade of twenty-first century London. The bendy bus is like two single deck buses stuck together. An accordion like squeeze box connects the two bits of bus and houses a circular plate that rotates and allows the bus to bend as it moves round corners.

Introduced to London in 2002 by Mayor Ken Livingstone bendy buses were said to be 'faster to board, carry more people and are cheaper to build" than double deckers.

During its decade of use the bendy bus came in for criticism. The bus, like a boa constrictor, would wind its way around London lethargically and carelessly, and was reasonably described as being ungainly, long and cumbersome, a sore thumb amongst the hubbub of London traffic. It was said the buses were dangerous to cyclists and pedestrians. An old housemate once revealed she was knocked off her bike by such a beast. Another describes being, 'pinned against a wall and nearly crushed by a bendy bus". Nevertheless there is no statistical evidence to show bendy buses are significantly more dangerous than other types of bus.

Bendy buses were called community buses for the volume of people who boarded them without paying. Being long, having points of entry in the middle and back, the buses did not allow drivers to effectively police payment of fairs. In the old days when a bendy bus stopped to pick up a crowd, most would make a beeline for the back or the middle. The expectation of a law-abiding passenger would be that he should swipe his oyster card against the reader on boarding. The oyster reader would confirm payment with a beep. Set against this context the silence accompanying the newly arrived passengers, huddled and heads bowed in shame, was like an unsaid passing of judgment (excepting that some might have had travel cards). This silence would send a wave of unease, a feeling of broken society, sweeping through the souls of all those on the bus. This bus was going to hell; packed with sinners. Those wealthy or decent enough to think about swiping their oyster card would think twice about doing so in such circumstances. As one such user, who did swipe her card, explained 'I remember feeling like I was letting the side down as the Oyster Card reader let out an uncommon 'beep' and all eyes panned towards me.'

The death knell of the bendy bus was announced by Conservative Mayor Boris Johnson in 2008. Johnson felt the bus was a nuisance on the road and promoted fair dodging. He slandered the bus calling it a 'cyclist-killing' machine although no cyclist has ever been killed by a bendy bus in London. Bendy buses were decommissioned between 2009 and 2011 (see the last day of the 38 bendy bus, 2009; last day of the 207, 2011.) Bendy bus tributes were forthcoming. One woman said 'we like to stand in the middle bit when it goes round corners .Another said, 'I love the idea of bendy buses, you know, many doors opening at the same time' She added an epithet for bendy buses, 'I just love the idea of the bendy business'

Not everyone was happy with the decommissioning of the bendy bus. Wheelchair users argued it was the most accessible bus in London. Locals, used to boarding bendy buses for free, whose lives depended on free bus travel, were not pleased, though remained quiet. I remember the horror on the faces of those people, waiting in the winter darkness, at a bus stop on Dalston High Street, the night the new 149 came trundling down the street, now a double decker. Not only were they unsure if they had the change to pay the fare; but this monstrous vision meant they were going to have to find an extra fifteen quid a week from somewhere. All this hit home in a second of seeing this abomination, invoking what looked like mild stroke in the assembled crowd. Homeless people, who slept on night buses for free, were also affected. Some obtained oyster cards, others snuck into bus depots at night and let themselves onto buses parked there.

Some of the fleet of bendy buses were transported to Maltawhere it is said they 'inch themselves along the narrow streets... with all the grace of a rhino stuck in a Wendy house.' (see these photos and this one of two bendy buses colliding.


Bendy bus, 2006, Taxi nerd


Bendy bus, 2011, Routemaster RML2323


Bendy Bus, 2008,Ravish London


The New Bus for London
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London's two elected mayors, Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson, have both marked their time in power by the introduction of a new type of bus. Livingstone introduced the bendy bus. Johnson quickly got rid of the bendy bus and is replacing it with the New Bus for London revealed in November 2010, and paraded around London by Johnson in December 2011. Most people call the New Bus for London the New Routemaster because its design is based on that of the old Routemaster. Jonathan Glancey said, 'Like its distinguished predecessor, the bus boasts an open platform. So conductors will return, as will the age-old London habit of jumping on and off buses in traffic, although the platform can be closed off when required. The new bus boasts two further sets of doors, and two staircases instead of one'.


New Bus for London, 2012, Kenjonbro


Hydrogen Buses
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The future may be hydrogen buses. In 2007 The Register reported that London Mayor Ken Livingstone had placed a £10m order for 10 hydrogen-fuelled red buses to run on the capital's streets. Five of the vehicles will burn hydrogen in ordinary Ford combustion engines which will power electric generators; the other five will use fuel cells to produce electricity directly. The buses will cost around one million pounds each, eight times the cost of a diesel. Hydrogen is a fuel that gives off water when burnt, so it means cleaner cities, although the creation of hydrogen requires electricity, which invariably requires the oxidation of carbon.


Hydrogen Bus, 2010, canonsnapper


Hydrogen Bus, 2011, Hertsman


Hydrogen Bus, 2011, buses7675!


Open Top Buses
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In February 2008, the top of a double decker bus, which had been redirected from its usual route, after a fire had occurred at Camden market, was ripped off, when the driver tried to take the bus under a bridge. A passenger commented, 'There were road markings on the bridge and on the road telling drivers to keep to the middle, but I saw the bus go into the wall. All the windows popped out and the roof just peeled back about half way. The people at the back had time to duck and were protected by the chairs.'


Bus Fares
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Bus fares in London have increased several-fold over the past ten years. In 2003 a single was just 50p. In those days 50p didn't feel like too much money and felt cheap compared to other cities. A single now costs £2.30.

One bus fare can take you on a journey of fifty minutes; you can traverse half of London with a single. However for some journeys you may need several buses and several singles. In order to iron out the inconsistencies in the amount being charged to cover the same distance a proposal was made in 2009, to introduce a one-hour bus ticket for passengers with pay-as-you go Oyster cards (see Barney, 2009, p.10). According to Barney, 'The proposal, which would allow passengers to use more than one bus during a 60-minute period without paying more than once, would be more affordable and convenient for Londoners using public transport....However sources close to the Mayor said such a move was unlikely as it would be expensive to bring in.'

In 2005 11- to 15-year-olds were able to travel free on buses. In 2006 that privilege was extended to under 18s in full-time education.


Camden Bus Estate Agents, 2008,Ravish London


Retirement Opportunities
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The humble elegance of the London double decker has made it an object of affection in the public's mind. Entrepreneurs looking to cash in on this subconscious affection have housed their businesses in old double deckers. In Camden one bus is used as to house an estate agents. In Brick Lane, a bus was used to house an organic restaurant called Root Master.


Hugo Chavez, Red Ken and Cheap Bus Travel
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In 2007 Ken Livingstone signed a deal with Hugo Chavez of Venezuela, in which Chavez supplied fuel with a twenty per cent discount for London's buses in return for a team of experts from Greater London Authority being sent to Venezuela to work on recycling, waste management, traffic and reducing carbon emissions. Ken's plan was to use the subsidies to provide half-price bus and tram travel to Londoners on income support. Whether he achieved this aim I am not sure. Interestingly, this forced the Conservatives to become the standard bearer of an unlikely cause. The deal clearly benefited Londoners, but needing to find something to oppose, the Tories argued that the deal deprived Venezuela's poor of revenues gained had the oil been sold at full price. The deal was discontinued by the Conservative Mayor Boris Johnson when he came to power in 2008.


Bus Haters
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I have from time to time come across a rather distasteful opinion, held by motor vehicle owners in the main, that buses are dirty and full of people who smell. Such opinions seem to be been rife amongst people who are petrified by strangers, those who have lost faith in mankind. It has been said that, “Loelia Ponsonby, the third wife of the Second Duke of Westminster, stigmatised those who used buses by saying that "a man who, beyond the age of 30, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure."”


Singing Bus Driver
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Summary
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The most magical thing about London buses is the way in which they juxtapose people, who would otherwise have nothing to do with each other. This anonymity means that being on a bus provides a kind of intimacy, a five-minute door into the world of another. What makes buses interesting is that due to the fact that buses are more likely to be used by the poor and mentally unwell, and the fact that buses continually create situations where people find themselves competing over space, there are constantly disagreements, arguments and scuffles breaking out. Buses can also be scary, from time to time someone will get on a bus seemingly intent on intimidating someone. In fact I wouldn't be surprised if buses attracted a disproportionately high number of people who were lonely and angry, precisely because it is one of the rare opportunities for them to be close to people. That is the magical thing about buses, the way that each journey takes a random selection of people, and puts them together temporarily, like a five-minute clip from Big Brother. Quite often there is nothing memorable; and people get on and then off. But sometimes something remarkable happens. A woman gives birth, fifty people get off a bus minute before a man decides to explode a bomb, three to four people start singing Heh Jude and within minutes its half the bus who have joined in. I will always love the London buses, and I'm pretty sure if you're working class, you will love them too.


References
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London Bus, Picadilly Circus, 2006, naughton321


London Bus Graffiti, 2009, Dave Knapik


London Bus, Euston, 2010, Screen Deb


Two ladies with headscarves, Camden, 2008, Ravish London


Paddington Bus Depot, 2008, Ravish London